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Poisonne

Apr 1 '14
Mar 31 '14

star1022 asked:

Dude, you're killin it, f the haters

Haha, thank you! I’m generally very, VERY non-combatative, but I occasionally have it in me to publicly call someone out. (Generally I just quietly take care of business in the background until the person who needed to be called out crashes and burns and no one ever knew it was me.)

Mar 31 '14

guy-in-a-hat asked:

back to asks not about your vagina, what're your favorite drinks?

I like you. :P

I drink a lot of Coca-Cola, actually, which I’m aware is just awful for me, but it gets me caffeine without coffee — which I don’t drink at all. I’m also not a huge fan of tea, except for Matcha, and even that I tend to drink iced and blended with a good deal of milk.

Alcoholic wise, my go-to is a whiskey sour whenever I walk into a bar. I will occasionally order a bellini (prosecco or champagne and peach juice) if they have the ingredients. In one particular bar in Toronto I always order a Butterbeer (butterscotch schnapps and cream soda) because they’re the only place I know who will humour me.

Mar 31 '14

Anonymous asked:

you are taking the pic thing way way too seriously. obviously people are going to want to see a naked pic of a hot girl without censor marks. and on an artistic side an emoticon on your crotch totally distracts from what otherwise would be a visually interesting pic. its not a demand or a notion of entitlement. personally im gay and i could care less about your vag. but i agree that the tongue face makes the pic look stupid instead of artistic.

"If you won’t give me what I want I’m just going to go back on those nice things I said previously, that’ll show you."

I’m sorry you feel that way. Please feel free to go look at non stupid pictures of women’s crotches even though you are gay and could care less because that was important to this ask. :) The internet is a lovely place like that.
Mar 30 '14
You know when people get angry because someone “led them on”? They dressed in a provocative manner and flirted with them, and then had the audacity not to give up the goods? 

I feel like this is that, but in photo form and on the internet. 

Yes, I work as a nude model. That doesn’t mean that I’m in any way being personally cruel to you by denying you pictures (for free no less) in a form I haven’t released for reasons I’ve already outlined just because you asked nicely. Just like a woman in a bar doesn’t have to take you home and blow you because you bought her a drink or twenty.

Thanks for the response, @ittybittykraken. :) The hypothetical “you” above is not actually you.

You know when people get angry because someone “led them on”? They dressed in a provocative manner and flirted with them, and then had the audacity not to give up the goods?

I feel like this is that, but in photo form and on the internet.

Yes, I work as a nude model. That doesn’t mean that I’m in any way being personally cruel to you by denying you pictures (for free no less) in a form I haven’t released for reasons I’ve already outlined just because you asked nicely. Just like a woman in a bar doesn’t have to take you home and blow you because you bought her a drink or twenty.

Thanks for the response, @ittybittykraken. :) The hypothetical “you” above is not actually you.

Mar 30 '14

Effective now. I had a burning need to also answer that last one. Sorry.

Mar 30 '14

Anonymous asked:

I guess I never understood that rationality. "Because you are put off by it, I achieved what I set out to" I just think there's so much unkind behavior in the world. Why set out purposely to offput a random person who compliments you?

Amusingly, women’s clothes don’t just fall off because you compliment them. If that’s an insult to you, you’re going to have a hard time.

I don’t actually feel any need to fulfill the wishes of random people on the internet because they said something nice. Sorry.

Mar 30 '14

For future reference anyone who sends me anonymous requests to uncensor that picture or for genital related anything will just be deleted. I don’t generally just delete asks unless I find them to contain insults, but damn, I can only say “no” and hear people whine about it so many times.

I’m sorry you don’t like the answer. It’s still no. If you’re going to complain, there’s a whole rest of the internet to explore; please go there instead.

Mar 30 '14

Anonymous asked:

I don't understand why people are still/ever were talking about your genitals

Me neither anon. Me goddamn neither.

Mar 30 '14

Anonymous asked:

Being mean to a complete stranger who has been nothing but complimentary to you is, I will grant you, popular today. But you seemed above that to me. I never said anything about you "should have to show" anything.

What exactly did you think you were asking for when you asked for the uncensored image and then protested? I’m sorry you feel that I’m being mean because you don’t like the image. I happen to think it’s goddamn hilarious and that’s what matters to me.

Now turn off the computer and go find yourself a real vagina because damn am I ever sick of talking about mine.